childish roomies: priceless

November 1, 2004

Since you obviously don't have enough respect for me to tell me in person that you're moving out, and with one month's notice, none-the-less, (I guess you wouldn't know that most normal people give two), I figure there are a few things I need you to understand starting today.

I do not want you using anything that you did not pay for in this apartment. Do not sit on the couches that are not yours, do not use the glasses/cutlery or plates that you did not purchase. Do not even drink the water out of the Brita I bought. Obviously, I will do the same with the very, very few things that you have added to this apartment. I have put up with so much of your nonsense that the fact that you have ended things this way just absolutely boggles my mind. If you can move your TV out as soon as possible so I can move mine into the living room that would be great and I will be moving everything that's mine off of your shelves so you can take them or leave them until you move, whatever you like. I also would appreciate if you could leave the mail key in the kitchen so that I don't have to wait for you to be here to get my mail.

I think you gave my dad a cheque for December 1st so I will get that back to you. If there are any other concerns about rent or anything else just email me because I really don't want to talk to you.

Good luck with school and good luck finding someone to live with you in the future.
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Response: "oooooo"